Jabba & I hang on weekends

So lately I feel like THIS guy:

I blame Farmers Insurance.

Quite frankly, it's just that I have no time to work out, I've gained 25 pounds in law school & my pants are tight. I refuse to buy new ones because that means that I've given up. I am leaving Farmers in T minus 12 days and counting (April 30th! Whoo Hooo!) Personally, I might just start coming in later and leaving a little earlier so I can get a walk in every day. After this week, I only have 1 week of classes left before finals. (Not counting a couple of make up classes on the 24th & 25th). I just need time to exercise and to pay attention to what I'm eating. I want to hike in the Southern Alps of France for crying out loud - I'm never going to be able to do it with my chubba butt.

Today we all fly to St. Louis for this meeting that they told us that if you aren't coming with a positive attitude and to LEARN, you shouldn't come. Uh - guaranteed you aren't going to tell me anything I don't know or can't figure out in about 10 seconds on my own. Over the years, you've proven that I'm quicker than you are. And my positive attitude for this crap checked out about a year ago. So can I be exempt? Pretty please?